Everybody has a dream job. You know where I wanna work? The food and drug administration. Let me say that again. Food AND drugs. How do you do? I'm in charge of Pie and Cocaine.
What exactly are the qualifications for administrating food and drugs? What's the interview like? Well, Mr Glasse, we see you have some solid experience eating hot dogs. But how familiar are you with crack?
Food AND Drugs. If anything I'm overqualified. I'll run that place in a year.
Of course if you fuck up, where do they send you? The Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms department. Sorry things haven't worked out; we're gonna transfer you and put you in charge of cigars and uzis.