Monday, July 09, 2007

Targeted Marketing

I got an email today with the following subject line:

“old mom gets her nasty assh0le banged.”

That's not a typo: asshole was indeed spelled with a zero instead of an o. Which I thought was pretty innovative, honestly.

I had two thoughts when I received this email:

The first was “wow, these guys really know how to sell me something that is relevant to me.” I mean – OLD mom? NASTY asshole? Do these guys have private detectives following me around, studying the exact things to make me horny?

The second was “Good for her.” Because old moms with nasty assholes really don’t get banged as much as they should. It really warms the heart, if you think about it.

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