Friday, May 11, 2007

Send Paris Hilton to the chair

You may have heard about the online petition to free Paris Hilton. It's here:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/


I have decided, for the good of all humanity, to start my own petition:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/SENDPARISTOTHECHAIR/

I hope you will take the time to sign it. If not for me, if not for you, then please, do it for the children!

I think we'll all sleep more easily once the median planetary IQ has been raised by Ms. Hilton's enforced demise.

(read the non-ironic one first. the joke depends upon it)

weepily,

Jeff

PS. Ignore the donation nag you get after submitting your vote. And vote frequently! they don't check the email addresses.

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