Well, folks, I've joined the 21st century, six years late (seven if you can read). I'm happy to say I've entered into an informal agreement with an outlet known as "youtube" to distribute my comedic videos at no cost to you, and no profit to me. It's the comedic equivalent probono legal work, only I don't actually have any non-probono comedic work, so please, send quarters.
This video features a woman I slept with and a very cool guy whose friendship I lost because I slept with her. I'm an ass. The video is funny, though. Tell your friends. And take the time to rate the video -- If I'm gonna die alone, at least I can do it with a high rating on an obscure early 21st century video sharing website.