I love basketball, but when I see a guy spinning a basketball on his finger, I think one thing - that guy does not know how to meet women. Because it has nothing to do with basketball. It's like being able to shove a baseball up your ass. Kind of impressive in a way, but it doesn't have shit to do with the game. How many basketball games were won in the final two minutes by the guy who was able to spin the ball on his finger?
"Oh man, look, I can balance this javelin on my balls. I'm a sports hero!"