Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The Triumph of Reason

The catholic church announced today that catholics are now allowed to believe in aliens from other planets. Hooray! Twice the crazy for the same price!

My favorite quote about this out there on the interwebs:

"Once you believe that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree, I'd think the possibility of other intelligent life wouldn't be that hard to accept."
- dubloe7

2 comments:

pixelrn said...

Hmmm... Reminds me of a report I heard in 8th grade. Something about Jesus coming from outer space? ;)

The Unethicist said...

reports aimed at 8th graders always carry the most weight with me.