I just got an invitation on myspace to join a group called "Fashion against AIDS."
First off, I'm not even sure fashion should be fighting AIDS. After all, most recent fashions look best on full blown AIDS patients.
Secondly, the group I really want to join is called "AIDS against Fashion."
That's true for two reasons:
1) I hate fashion
2) In a battle between fashion and AIDS, I'm betting on AIDS
How would fashion even fight AIDS in the first place? that seems like a hell of a match to see on pay-per-view:
"...and fashion is coming in fast with a pleated mini... but oooh, AIDS delivers a devastating blow to the immune system. And it's yet another win for AIDS against the fashion community."