(N)one of these things is not like the other...

People say a lot of things I just don't understand. Like when a friend is trying to convince me to do something I think is stupid or silly, he'll say "let's just do it for shits and giggles."

Shits and Giggles? Can't we do it just for giggles? Because I love to laugh, but I don't really enjoy crapping in my pants. And the moment I do, I almost certainly stop giggling.

There's only one group of people who should be doing things for shits and giggles- the food and drug administration. Because they're used to putting things together that don't belong.